But yet, most people would agree with me when I say this, there is something incredibly satisfying in drinking coffee. Everybody drinks coffee. If they don't, then secretly, down deep inside, they want to. But not everybody gets to drink coffee.
This brings us to the biggest question that all the people in the land of the Insipid face. What do those who don't drink coffee do? The answer is quite simple. They kill their pet raccoon. Why? Because they just have to do something don't they? They kill their pet raccoons. And nothing, not even coffee can stop them from killing them.
Yet again, most people would still agree with me even when I say this, there is something incredibly alluring about raccoons as well.
Coffee and pet raccoons.
The formula for the perfect life in the perfect land of the Insipid.
I rest my case.